- E! News: So who's single?
- Niall: *raises hand*
- E! News: The oNLY ONE?!?!
- Me: *stops apocolypse*
- Me: *watches Avatar*
- Me: *births 87879 children*
- Me: *cures cancer*
- Me: *travels world 74 times*
- Harry: Oh, yeah I'm single
if it takes more than 3 seconds to load
- me: the internets broken
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
